Morticia, if Elayna says her mother has found someone who wants a harmonium - take no notice of her.
We were with Anne last night and said quietly but within her hearing, 'I wonder where we could find a harmonium.' Without stopping to wonder why we should bring up that subject, or indeed what on earth we'd want to do with the instrument, she was on the case straight away, offering it to us and even saying she'd bring it back for us.
I think she'll see the joke - but on the other hand, if it arrives on our doorstep before I've had the chance to explain...