HAHAHAHA!
Now the ads are for "Thump Music" (they sell bagpipes) and "Bagpipe Music CDs."

I forsee a new game here: "Make the Connection".
You have to connect both ads to the thread somehow. It might be best to write a little story or perhaps suggest a title. "The Gasbag That Roared" or a limerick: "A bag of gas, is known, alas, to make a sound triumphant, whether it's your ass or a bagpipe crass, and you blow it, squeeze it, pumphit." (No, it's not worth hitting 'return'.)

Sorry...just struck me as funny.