I got a Whistle & Drum ad on the bottom. Are these new variations on the different fart sounds, I wonder? I s'pose you could have a whistling fart........maybe even a musical whistling fart. You could train it to play music -

Londonderry Air
Air on a G string
Blowin' in the Wind


Well, it is one of your body's organs...........

I'll get me coat..........

Jenny