I have a little bent over Man on my counter. He has a lovely Red shirt with blue trousers, and he has a hole in his pants which is about the diameter of a pencil. He requires a battery, and if all is well he pharts when one walks by. It's a rather cute phart, not in Spaw's range at all. Other day a visitor said she liked my pencil sharpener. And before I could stop her -she had stuffed a pencil up the poor fellow's giggy. I swear to God the little fellow said, "OUCH." We than passed in front of it to make the old beloved noise, and he no longer emits. Then we tried the pencil--He ouched again. So now I have an idea--A toy for sadists! Or has that been done already?