Aha! I just realized that in his first post my Secret Santa originally identified himself as "Bee-dubya-ell's Silly Santa". In the second post he is "Be-dubya-ell's Jolly Old Elf" (sic). But, most importantly, somehow the name on the first post got changed from "Bee-dubya-ell's Silly Santa" to "Bee-dubya-ell's Jolly Old Elf".

Now, that's not a trick that just anyone can pull off. In fact, it's something that only the chosen few, the elite, the omnipotent, the Joe Clones can do. That means my Secret Santa is a Joe Clone! Oh! My heart does go "pitter-patter" that I, a lowly hillbilly guitar player, should have a Joe Clone for a Secret Santa! I feel so humble I could just shit.