Hmmm . . . I think I've aways been "Jolly Old Elf" . . . but thanks for the compliment.

I'm not a Joe Clone . . . haven't a clue as to how to go about changing anything. I've actually MET Joe (the one, the only) once, but clonishness didn't rub off, and I don't know if I've ever met a Joe Clone. (Do they glow in the dark? Have a secret handshake? A newsletter? Decoder ring?)

Confusing, but maybe more to you than to me.

No -- and J.O.E. (Jolly Old Elf) isn't significant, either.

Fat Guy in a Red Suit with a stable full of antsy reindeef