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Thread #63982 Message #1044574
Posted By: Little Hawk
30-Oct-03 - 11:09 AM
Thread Name: BS: What books would you NOT reread?
Subject: RE: BS: What books would you NOT reread?
Here's a cool idea. Take 3 or 4 of Danielle Steele's books and process them into a computer database. Then have the database shuffle the pages at random for a bit and generate 3 or 4 new books, merely making sure that the page numbers are still the same...so page 1 would still be page 1, but not necessarily in the same book. This would result in 3 or 4 brand new Danielle Steele books with almost no work at all, and she could write a brief extension if one didn't match up quite right at the end because of not enough pages in the other ones. KaChing! More money for Danielle Steele (I wonder what her real name is?).
Or, one could just hire 25 or so chimpanzees to do it...after suitable indoctrination in the basic premises of this style of fiction.