I came up with some of the verses, and I can't remember any of them. I'm completely stumped. I DO wonder what other verses folks might have come up with after leaving because that song sure seemed to take root.

I guess I'm stuck until Noreen returns, and will just keep lumbering along until then. Pining away. In a jam, so to speak. Up a tree. Am I a sap, or what?

How many people left with a piece of the offending X-tree? I have a hunk, mostly bark, and I'm trying to figure out if I can turn it into jewelry.