Growing up I loved the Benny Hill show. He almost always had a spot where he quoted (destroyed maybe) a poem. One that stuck with me the most started out,

"Mary had a little lamb,
whose foot was black as soot,
and everywhere that little lamb went,
his sooty foot he put."

Does anyone know the ending to this Benny Hill version? How about any other of his poems? Before anyone asks, I've searched the tradition, but most hits were just Benny Hill's name.

I would love to have some of Hill's poems, or anything from Monty Python that would work well in between songs while you are letting your fingers recover.

Freightdawg