I have a hunch your "quote" was the entire poem. And I don't think Benny Hill wrote that one; I think it's a bit of folklore he collected.

Nevertheless he was a brilliant writer of comical verse, a master of the double-entendre, the extended metaphor, and (relatively) sophisticated puns (if you're willing to admit there is such a thing).

Here's a website called The Benny Hill Songbook. Maybe it has something you can use.

Monty Python stuff, by contrast, is mostly dialogue, not monologue, so it would require a lot of rehearsing to get the timing right.