All together now ...

What shall we do with the drunk under my porch
What shall we do with the drunk under my porch
What shall we do with the drunk under my porch
Ear-lie in the morning

Hooray up he rises
Hooray up he rises
Hooray up he rises
Ear-lie in the morning

Bait a trap with a bottle of Mad Dog ...

Shoot him, drag him out and bury him ...

Leave a trail of Mooseheads to the boozer ...

Throw a tear gas grenade in ...

Throw a skunk with attitude in ...



This could run and run. Pity that the tune is trad ...