I can't hold a candle to Vaughn, or Amos, or anya you songsters, but this song keeps going through my head between bouts of giggles:

Oh in the woods
There was a stump
the prettiest little stump
that you ever did see

Oh the stump in the ground
and the Shellbacks stood all around all around
and the Shellbacks stood all around

And on that stump
there was a car
the prettiest little car
that you ever did see

Oh the car on the stump and the stump in the ground, and...

CHO

And in that car
there was a girl
the prettiest little girl
that you ever did see

Oh the girl in the car and the car on the stump and the stump in the ground, and...

CHO

And with that girl
there was a Mick
the prettiest little Mick
that you ever did see...

ETC ad nauseum

Dani