"...porch business doesn't effect the contents of Linns christmas box - a tape of a drunk singing bawdy songs?"

What a tragedy THAT would be. She has SO many of those tapes already! Oh well, consider it the beginning of a collection. Different drunks/different songs, so they say!

I'm glad folks who misunderstood finally READ the name of the person who started this! Oh sorry, they didn't. If it WERE Linn and she had a drunk under her porch, it would mean 1) she had a party I wasn't invited to, and 2) the drunk had a death wish. Other choices for personal party settings likely included busy intersections and the roofs of tall buildings.

(Scratching head, astounded that anyone could miss the absurdity of this...drunk crawling UNDER the porch of someone's house, somewhere that may not be a city...doesn't come out for a couple of days...singing...oh yeah, it could happen.)