The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64079   Message #1045371
Posted By: Cluin
31-Oct-03 - 12:54 PM
Thread Name: BS: Getting a Skank out from under the porch
Subject: RE: BS: Getting a Skank out from under the porch
1. Stand on porch and loudly proclaim "I hear they're giving out free dabbers at the Bingo tonight!"

2. Stand clear.

3. Board up whole after she's gone and lock your door.
*This step is very important as she will probably bring back several of her peers*