BDiBR

"When I think about how totally desirabvle I am, I can't understand why there aint girls out there beatin on the front door here every day eh?"

Well, maybe what you need to understand is a little of what Ebbie was talking about? But hang on to your hat, because the realisation might make you feel a little bit too close to reality. ;->

L-t-S,

We have lovely blue-tongue lizards here in Oz, which grow to at least a foot long. They live in the garden or the shed or under the house - or even under the porch - and apparently they travel around the neighbourhood fairly regularly so everyone thinks they have one of their own, but it is actually one for whole blocks of houses. Lovely critters, and well worth encouraging to stay.

So maybe, the skunk-drunk-skank-skink under everyone's porches is only one nomad sharing the joy around the neighbourhood. Maybe the skunk-drunk-skank-skink is a master or mistress of disguises and is all of the above.

Helen