Message to Dave Swan from Cleigh O'Possum (sent via seed by someone who would only say he shares a house with Spaw and that Cleigh insists on this spelling).

Dear Uncle Pat (I know you're not my daddy and although I know my Mommy, she won't tell me who my daddy is--I suspect no other human had a hand [or whatever] in my inception so it was an immaculate inception). Anyway, I'm sending this message this round about way because this is the kind of thing it's hard to communicate possum to person.

I want you to know that I have very little to complain about: you're very gentle when you blow up my butt, and when you finger my holes, WOW! But there is one thing I would like to ask of you, as I'm hollow and what goes up my butt comes out my mouth and that's just under my nose, and what I'm trying to say is PLEASE don't blow me so early in the morning. Wait until after you've brushed your teeth: you've got morning mouth that would kill a goat. --Cleigh