I've decided to save my "Nigerian" scam letters along with all the jokes people keep sending me - I think they're hilarious.

Well all right - here's my latest one:


HIGHLY CONFIDENCIAL

ATTENTION: THE DIRECTOR GEN.

With close enquiry we made about you shows that you

are trustworthy so I felt safe.

I am mrs Hadjia AISHA ALHMED the wife to FATUSI ALHMED

the C.E.O. gulf link oil export company Ltd. Who was

killed by president SADAN HUSSEN group for

allegations that my husband supplied crud oil to

EUROPE, U.S.A. revealed secret information of IRAQ

arms & wealth to UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COUNCIL &

NETO.

I am very sure, 100% sure my husband is innocent of all crime-allegations
opposed on him by president SADAN HUSSEN he was given no chance to
defend himself to the entire world they killed him unjustly I am so
troubled my spirit refuses to be at rest. The quick need for contacting
you is because my husband has been killed unjustly and I am sure if we
don't act fast SADAN HUSSEN'S group must come for our wealth & millions
of AMERICAN DOLLARS will be seized, about ($55,000,000.oo) fifty five
million U.S.A DOLLARS my husband has account with ARAB ROYAL BANK IRAQ
if we don't arrange for smart & quick transfer of all this millions of
U.S.A. Dollars we will loose all to SADAN HUSSEN group and nobody can
ask them any question. I am signatory to the account I have concluded
every necessary arrangement for the smooth success of this transfer of
our funds overseas for safekeeping and good investments. We only need a
good honest, trustworthy, highly-secrecy confidential rich person who we
can offer 20% of the total sum so that the person can help us with 100%
efforts arrange for a good offshore bank account for easy money
transfer. Contact me for full details. I am looking trustly forward to
receive good news from you. Thanks for your cooperation yours sincerely
HADJIA FATIMA ALHMED

ON BEHALF OF ALHMED FAMILY

Very Important: FOR SECURITY REASONS CONTACT ME ONLY ON THIS E MAIL
ADDRESS{aishmed@netscape.net} WE HAVE TRIED OUR POSSIBLE BEST TO MOVE
THIS MONEY INTO SECURITY COMPANY IN HOLAND WE NEED A TRUSTWORTHY PERSON
WHO CAN TRAVEL TO HOLAND AND ARRANGE FOR THE WIRE TRANSFER OF THE MONEY
WE WILL GIVE YOU THE FULL

INFORMATION AND DIRECTION WITH CONTACT NUMBERS

OF THE SECURITY COMPANY IN HOLAND WHERE THE MONEY IS.

WE ARE GIVING YOU 100% ASURANCE OF TRUST THAT THIS TRANSACTION WILL MOVE
PERFECTLY WELL AND YOU DONT HAVE ANY RISK TO TAKE.

We will need the account to be opened in HOLAND very quick the early the
transfer is done the better I am very sick we need to be in your country
as soon as possible me and my son KADI ALHMED He will start school in
your country.