The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64134 Message #1046431
Posted By: wysiwyg
02-Nov-03 - 07:07 PM
Thread Name: BS: Any New Jokes?
Subject: RE: BS: Any New Jokes?
Lady goes to church and prays, "Lord, how long will I live?"
The Lord answers, "Fifteen more years."
The lady is thrilled, and to celebrate she goes out and gets a sexy new outfit, gets her hair restyled (AND tinted blonde), and sets out to go out on the town to celebrate. The makeover is a huge success-- she looks like a whole new woman, and she's struttin' her stuff like never before!
As she's leaving the beauty shop in her new duds, she's run over by a car, SMACK! And she's a goner.
Goes up to Heaven right off, and there's the Lord waitin' to greet the new arrival. She starts right in--