Good one, Amos.

Very drunk guy goes into a bar and asks to use the washroom--says he needs to take a crap in a hurry. Bartender points and guy goes. A minute leter a piercing scream comes from the washroom. Ten seconds later, another heart-wrenching scream. Bartender and two customers go running to the can. They hear a third scream. As they enter the bathroom, there's the guy sitting down, face pail and sweat on his brow. Barkeep asks what the problem is. Guys says, "I tried to flush the toilet three times, and something squeezes my privates really hard." Bartender looks at him and says, "You bloody idiot, you're sitting on the mop bucket!"