A very old man takes a young lady to dinner, the man slips the waiter a vial of pills, and asks him to slip one into his soup. The dinner is delayed. When he complains, he's told the chef accidently dropped all the pills in the soup and is waiting for the noodles to lay down.

A minister, on his wedding night, comes back to the bedroom after brushing his teeth. He finds his bride lying naked on the bed, he is shocked. He says, "I expected to find you on your knees," he says reproachfully. "Well alright, but it always gives me the hiccups."