Shane comes here because he can. He is hoping to gradually convert us from dull boring folk music, bodhrans, banjos, and other tedious stuff like that and open us up to the glories of heavy metal music, mindless hellraising, substance abuse, and so on...thus brightening up our dreary lives. He also wants to spread the fame and popularity of Blind River far and wide, as he is very proud of the place. I've been there. It's a dump. :-)

- LH