The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64134   Message #1047444
Posted By: Mickey191
04-Nov-03 - 02:56 AM
Thread Name: BS: Any New Jokes?
Subject: RE: BS: Any New Jokes?
A Pun for Guest pdc,

Bill was short of money and was out looking for a job. Pastor Nelson offered him $500 to buy paint and paint the church. Bill went out, bought some paint and started. He discovered that he was using more paint than he expected, so he added some thinner to the paint, it is still covered but not as well as it did at first. He still was using more paint than he wanted so he added still more thinner to the paint. The paint was too thin to cover, but he kept on painting. All of a sudden there was a bolt of lightening and a loud voice from the sky proclaimed, "Repaint and thin no more."