I have never read such a pityful load of cobblers since I had to endure DEFRA's notes on the correct filling-out of livestock returns. Most of the contributors to this feeble thread are proving my belief that those who always speak their minds often have such little to say. This thread is a bloody disgrace and I am outraged. I am now going to find a nice middle-eastern political chatroom and start to pose questions about the best places to buy banjo strings in Riyadh.