I once had a mouse run up my shorts,
can't say it bothered me none.
'Cuz feelin' that thing squirm around where it was,
made me want to ...

come to the local lawyers house and say ,"what can I do about this?
I feel like I was invaded 'cuz a little mouse ran around my puss...

See I'm not really into suing for nothing, I only want what I can get
and when that mouse ran around my shorts I felt like a master...

baiter of mice, with a four inch trap, just waiting for my...

pray that my lawyer is as good as he says, and I will be a rich woman some day.