The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64134   Message #1048282
Posted By: GUEST,Gareth
05-Nov-03 - 05:30 AM
Thread Name: BS: Any New Jokes?
Subject: RE: BS: Any New Jokes?
Old, and copied but still worth repeating.

Anyone of you identify with some of
these...............

You know you're living in 2003 when.....

1. You accidentally enter your password on the
microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of 3.

4. You e-mail your friend who works at the desk next
to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends
is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you
still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you
accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your lay-off on the 10 o'clock
news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your
job.

12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are
more likely to get long-service awards.

..... and the real clinchers are...

13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and
smiling

14. As you read this list, you think about
forwarding it to your "friends".

15. You got this e-mail from a friend that never
talks to you any more, except to send you jokes from
the net.

16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn't a No.9.

Gareth