Speaking as a republican Fionn, I have no more need to know who the Buck House Brigade sleep with than I need to know who you sleep with. One of the most unsavoury aspects of the whole absurd pageantry of royalty is that these talentless toffs are given ridiculous deference on the one hand. On the other hand, no one seems to wish them the basic human rights which you and I enjoy. I am not telling you who the last person was whom I slept with - and I don't begrudge that right to the Windsors.