Yes Andy, you couldn't be more right. Im a quiet, reserved, FEMALE, mandolin player who sits in sessions hammering away wishing I could play any instrument that could make some noise - even the bodhran!

Apologies to anyone I have offended by printing the above article - I think it manages to include everyone except singers - I'll have to find an article for you'se too, just so you don't feel left out.

The most unpopular person on the Internet - and proud!

Laoise.