Christian VS. Pagan Kittens

The priest was taking a walk one day and happened upon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box. When he got closer he could see that in the box was a litter of new-born kittens.

"What kind of kittens are those?" asked the priest.

"Why, they're Christian kittens," replied the little girl.

The priest walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had Jesus foremost in her heart.

A week later, the priest was walking down the same street and saw the little girl again playing with the kittens.

"And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" asked the man of God.

"Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're Pagan kittens," replied the girl.

"But..but.. I thought you said last week that they were Christian kittens," sputtered the flabbergasted priest.

"Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open."
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and that's enough for today...