Firstly, look up the DT and use the search term IPD. There you will find a clever little song about penii. Sung by Judy Small, in Oz.

Secondly, I'm seriously tempted to copy this out and distribute it to the young blokes in a couple of my classes that I teach. Seriously tempted. Some of them will find it funny. Maybe not some of the others.

Thirdly, Guest 05:35 PM - what does this thread have to do with babies and why they are here and who sent them?

And, my contribution to the jokes:

Q. What do toilets, wedding anniversaries and the clitoris have in common?
A. Men miss all of them.

Thanks, Mrs Lemon, for a good chuckle. I have been involved in and taught Industrial Relations and Human Resource Management, too, so this is funny from that perspective as well.

Helen