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Thread #64079 Message #1050417
Posted By: Little Hawk
08-Nov-03 - 10:06 PM
Thread Name: BS: Getting a Skank out from under the porch
Subject: RE: BS: Getting a Skank out from under the porch
Ha! Ha! I think I remember that one. I have a computer program called Deer Avenger...in it you play a deer who has acquired a number of deadly weapons (high-powered rifle, bazooka, and bow & arrows), and you go out in the woods and hunt hunters...who are depicted as cartoon characters...most of them drunken, inbred @ssholes and idiots who are a delight to gun down. It's a riot.
The deer's name is Bambo, and he is avenging a number of his relatives who were shot down by the yahoos he stalks and ruthlessly eliminates. He has a hunter calling device that emits various sounds like: "Free Beer! Getcher Free Beer right here!" or "I'm naked and I have a pizza..." (in a sultry female voice, of course). Works like a charm. The jerks come crunching witlessly through the underbrush, cradling their 30.06's like a pornstar with his vibrator and you blast 'em! LOL!