Rapaire's response to Ms Rutledge's post brings to mind the song Both Sides of Tweed. Now, if Tweed does, in fact, have two sides, is it not possible that one side could run while the other side slides?

And, Tweed, if you're out there, I saw about 200 black vultures roosting on a cellular tower here in Floribama just a couple of days ago. That means that the buzzard migration is in full swing and they're heading your way! You better get the cheap plastic WalMart chairs off the patio before they mistake them for buzzard porta-potties again. And don't forget Mrs. Tweed's Fountain of Eternal Bliss and Tranquility ($29.95 USD at a Big Lots store near you). You don't want them using it for a bidet.