A rabbit goes into a pub one lunchtime, climbs up onto a bar stool, and orders a pint and a sandwich. The landlord looks in amazement and says, "Bloody hell, you're a talking rabbit! What are you doing here?"
The rabbit replies, "I've just started work on the building site across the road".
And at noon every day after that, the rabbit goes into the pub, gets up onto the stool and has a pint and a sandwich before going back to work.
One day the circus comes to town, and the ringmaster comes in the pub, handing out flyers. The landlord goes up to him and tells him about the rabbit, "Be in here at 12 o' clock, mate, and you'll see him".
Right on time, the rabbit walks in, gets up onto the bar stool, and orders a pint and a sandwich.
The ringmaster oozes over to him and says, "I work for the circus, and I think I may have a job for somebody with your talent. Would you like to work for me?"
The rabbit turns and says, "Circus? That's that big canvas tent with a circular performing area inside, isn't it?"
The ringmaster nods in agreement.
The rabbit then looks at him very hard and says, "What the bloody hell do you want a plasterer for?"

Andrea