Denial

May I take this opportunity
To inform the whole community
That I don't consort with those I cannot trust.
So I never bother women
Nor retire to bed with someone
Who is anything but strictly upper-crust.

I am pally with my valet
And I'm chummy with my cook,
For these days familiarity is cool,
But for private entainment
Without danger of arraignment
I restrict myself to guys from public school.