Actually, Red, that piece of doggerel has been floating around the internet claiming to be by Shakespeare for years now, and was not written by Cher. If she got suckered by it, as many were, it is because they do not know what real Shakespeare sounds like. I knew the thing was a phony the first time I read it. Here is the Snopes analysis debunking it. It is ripe with clangers which old Bill would not have allowed into his parchments.

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