Kalispera

timeo danaos et dona ferentes - that well-known Greek/Portuguese duo - will shortly be appearing in concert with George at the Ilium Folk Club! During the interval, Laocoon will perform his notorious snake-wrestling trick accompanied by his sons, the dyslexic Helen will launch a thousand chips and Achilles will wait millenia for a heel transplant on the NHS.

Seriously, my Hellenic friend, good luck (not that you need it) - I will only be there in spirit (or, as you might say, "in ouzo") as I will be appearing elsewhere.

See you in Storbans soon.

Alan