I love it. I just love it. There is nothing more amusing than basking in the knee jerk resentment of the Brittish royalist when someone tweaks the royal shnozz. To those of us who were not brought up to suppose that some folks are better by birth and improved by inbreeding, all this fuss seems silly. I can't understand why you guys mind that the junk press treats your favorite family like guests of Jerry Springer's. After all, it's what they are paid for, isn't it?
I mean if you're going to pay them for bugger all, you might as well have a little fun at their expense. Screwed the staff, did he? Buggered the butler, too? Pounded the princely pud? Shook the sceptre?
Where's Cromwell when we need him?