At the risk of adding a music reference to this thread...


Moose on the Highway
by Nancy White


(chorus:)
Moose on the highway in the dark of the night
Caught in the headlights, tremblin' with fright
Lord liftin' Jesus! that's some awful sight
Moose on the highway at night


I've had adventures all over the Earth
I broke my leg once and I've given birth
I put a Pop Tart™ in a toaster and watched `er explode
But nothin's so scary as a moose on the road

(chorus)

Happy as pigs, down the highway we roll
That's when yer moose takes his ev-en-ing stroll
He comes a-lopin' up over the bank
Into your car like a four-legged tank

(chorus)

Yer Newfoundlanders all know what to do
When Mister Moose comes-a aimin' at you
You simply pull over and turn out the light (stop)

(followed by sounds of opening beer cans)

Moose on the highway tonight!

(chorus)



(one CBC-centric verse omitted)