At the end of my first day working at a 24-hour convenience store,
a customer walked in and asked, "Is this store open all day, seven
days a week, 365 days a year?"

"Yes," I answered, puzzled at the question.

"Well, then," he continued as he walked out, "why are there locks
on the doors?"


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Pastor Dave Charlton says, "After a worship service at First Baptist
Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year-old
boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet.

"About halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, 'If
you don't be quiet, Pastor Charlton is going to lose his place and will
have to start his sermon all over again!'

"It worked."