The night before he was really polluted. In the morning he rolled over in bed and there beside him was a truly ugly woman, sleeping peacefully. He got out of bed quietly, dressed,and left $50.00 on the bureau. He started to leave and suddenly felt something tugging on his trouser leg. He glanced down, and there was a woman who was even uglier then the one in the bed. She gazed up at him and said, "Nothing for the bridesmaid?"

The son meets his Father coming out of a house of ill-repute. "Pa," he said, "You in a place like this?" "I'll tell you the truth son, I refuse to argue with your mother for five dollars."