Another oldie but goodie.

Jane sends Tarzan out to get supper. He swings through the jungle and finds nothing. He was pondering what to tell her when he noticed some finches sitting on the branches near him. he flailed about and threw abot twenty birds into the sack. He then noticed a pair of chimpanzies near him. He clubbed both and tossed them into the sack. Swung back to Jane and emptied the contents of the sack onto the table. Jane put her hand to her forehead and said, "Oh, no Tarzan, not finch and chimps again!"