We had a kid song when I was a kid, and I think my parents had it too, of which the extent of my knowledge is

Oh I'd rather suck on a lemon drop
Than to try my luck with a lollipop,
'Cause I always drop my lollipop,
And it gets all over icky.

Oh it makes me sick how the way it smears
And it gets all over your hair and ears,
And I always drop my lollipop,
And it gets all over icky.

I've tried and tried, but never could find
A lollipop that's halfway refined,

So I'd rather, etc.

Google found it in a couple of places, but even less of it than I know, and no attribution. Does anybody know more about it?