WE ARE WATCHING!
we have received information that very disturbing events are occurring here involving one of our own. Are you aware that graven images of US are being held up for ridicule? We monitor ALL possum related postings on your primitive 'internet', and the indignities suffered by even a clay image of our highly evolved selves is a potential affront to a race that may be the ones to save YOU from inner-galactic menace! DO YOU DOUBT? Go to this place of knowlege and learn!
Remember, our Council of Three will be watching.