I thought the reindeer were typically male - I'd hoped that you, Santa, were progressive, but with names like Donner and Blitzen . . . What self-respecting reindeer doe would want a name like that?
As for reindeer police, you clearly don't have your sleigh radio tuned to FAA or military frequencies. Growing up with a Colonel in the USAF next door, he would let me listen in as report after report of your travels throughout U.S. airspace was relayed. Be careful, Big Brother is most definately watching you.
As for being a "good little catter," please take in consideration that I am, after all, a blackcat.