The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64134   Message #1052365
Posted By: The Fooles Troupe
12-Nov-03 - 09:41 AM
Thread Name: BS: Any New Jokes?
Subject: RE: BS: Any New Jokes?
:-)
aw JennyO - how about this one then...


                        THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

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Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each,

                              for 6 weeks.

   Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.

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                   There is no access to fast food.

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Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

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The men only have access to television When the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and ....

                           there is NO REMOTE

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                     The men must shave their legs,
                           wear makeup daily,
                   which they must apply themselves,
                         either while driving
                                  or
                      while making four lunches.


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                They must attend weekly PTA meetings;

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            clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;

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make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker;

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             and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

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       The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

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The last man wins .

                  only if .

he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's
notice.

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If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years ... eventually earning the right to be called

                               "Mother."