The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64134 Message #1052365
Posted By: The Fooles Troupe
12-Nov-03 - 09:41 AM
Thread Name: BS: Any New Jokes?
Subject: RE: BS: Any New Jokes?
:-)
aw JennyO - how about this one then...
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
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Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each,
for 6 weeks.
Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.
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There is no access to fast food.
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Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
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The men only have access to television When the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and ....
there is NO REMOTE
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The men must shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves,
either while driving
or
while making four lunches.
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They must attend weekly PTA meetings;
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clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;
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make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker;
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and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
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The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
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The last man wins .
only if .
he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's
notice.
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If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years ... eventually earning the right to be called
"Mother."