So many questions !!
*Who is harry watts ?
Its harr(i) watts & ted can answer that far more eloquently than
we can
*Strive to get the 100 post ?
F&!%
*Write a song about El Ted ?
Excellent suggestion SF it would have to include siblings !!
*Sarcasm meter ?
Mudcat is not the place for sarcasm as we all know

Bye for now