This was an actual obituary published in The Times-Picayune, New Orleans
on 2 October 2003. (So I've been told; I haven't bothered confirming it).

"Word has been received that Gertrude M. Jones, 81, passed away on August
25, 2003, under the loving care of the nursing aides of Heritage Manor of
Mandeville, Louisiana. She was a native of Lebanon, KY. She was a
retired Vice President of Georgia International Life Insurance Company of
Atlanta, GA.

Her husband, Warren K. Jones predeceased her. Two daughters survive her:
Dawn Hunt and her live-in boyfriend, Roland, of Mandeville,LA; and
Melba Kovalak and her husband, Drew Kovalak, of Woodbury, MN. Three
sisters, four grandchildren and three great grandchildren, also survive her.
Funeral services were held in Louisville, KY.

Memorial gifts may be made to any organization that seeks the removal of President George Bush from office."

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Regards,

A