Fear not. They blonded Russell Crowe for the role, and seem to be photographing him "as a much taller man."

I see somebody else remembers that cookbook. What did they call that prodigy again? Stumbled across it in a used-book store, didn't get it -- no money -- I remember a lot of puddings that all seemed to take about three hours' boiling. Definitely the d@mnedest thing I'd seen that week.