It sounds just like the guy who walks into a pub buys a drink then sudenly sticks his finger in his ear and starts speaking to the palm of his hand. The landlord is intrigued and asks hime what he's up to. "Oh it's the latest mobile phone it's actually embedded in my hand" he tells the publican. A bit later the customer rushes into the loo. After a considerably time he hasn't re-appeared, so the landlord goes to see if he's OK. To his astonishment the man is standing there with the bog-roll up his backside. "What the hell are you up to ?" he asks. "Sorry," says the customer, "I've got an important fax coming through !".