Rick!!! I am crushed that you would think such things of lil' ole' me! Why I nevah, nevah do such things as tequila AND mushrooms! Whatevah were yah thinking, dahlin'??

Of course Eddie is real, shoog and we may have big, tall critters in Wyomin', but other than the famoous jackalope, I've nevah laid mah eyes on any rabbit that wasn't standard size, let alone six feet! Now, if you're looking for Harvey, well, I think you'll find him down and out in Beverly Hills, somewhayah.

Now, I refer you both to the Welcome Eddie for further enlightenment on mah poe-si-shun!

Lus ya'll

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