It would take more than one bag of pretzels (wink, wink), McG, to get Bush to stand up to anyone in a *real* fight. He prefers to send his "seconds" when it comes to rubbin' elbows, or receiving punches, from the working class...'er any other class, fir that matter....

But I'd rather see these situations worked out with 16 ounce boxing gloves and pay-per-view. Arafat v. Sharon, hmmmm? Chirak v. Bush? Hmmmm? Hey, how about Gore v. Bush? Gore would take Bush out in about 30 seconds unless Bush outruns him... Hey, Clinton v. Gingrich? Now that would be interesting.... I see it Clinton in a majority decision 115-113, 114-113, 114-115 but heck of a last round. Hey, how about Nixon v. John Dean. Dean in three rounds. How about H. Dean and J. Dean? (No, Bobert. These two guys is 20 years different in age.) Ahhhh, Howard in two. Hey how about Saddam and Bush? Well, Saddam in the forth! Almost had the weisel in the 2nd but Bush just outran him... Hey, now here's an interesting one. Blair and Osoma. Well this wasn't too purdy since Osoma had to fight while trying not to knock over the rolling I.V. caddie carrying his dialysis stuff but after catchin' on, Blair down in three.....

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the main event. Lets get ready to rumble!!!! In this corner, weighin' in at 198, the Darling of the Right... Doug Richhhhhhhards and in Green trunks, weighin' in at 178, the Wes Ginny Hillbilly Bobbbbbbb-errrrrrrt.....

Pow! Whack!

Ouch, Dougie......

Bob(sniff)ert